TODAY WE CELEBRATE TOWEL DAY
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25.05.2021
Not every day is according to our ideas, but still bear your head up and enjoy the good you have. Imagine the end of the world from day to day, because … because a bunch of aliens will say that the Earth will interfere with the construction of the space highway! 🙂 And that’s exactly how the 5-part series of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy begins. And what does that have to do with the Towel day? Sit down earthlings and read for a while! This right froud should know this (froud = really terribly right dude).
Towel Day was created as an event in honor of the author of this series – the English writer Douglas Adams. And why a towel? According to the author, he is the most important thing in the equipment of not only every space tracker 🙂
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
“The towel is a truly colossally useful piece of equipment for the star tracker. Above all, it has a considerable practical value – for example, you can wrap yourself in it so that you do not feel cold when you jump across the cold moons of the planet Jaglan Beta. You can lie on the vibrant, marble-sand beaches of Santragino V and inhale the intoxicating fumes from its seas.
You can sleep on it under the stars that shine so red on the desert planet, Kakrafun. You can use it as a sail when you sail on a tiny raft down the rugged Moth River, soak it for close combat, or cover it with your head so that you don’t smell the poisonous odor of Traal’s muddy monster and meet its gaze (it’s unimaginably dull animal, he thinks that if you don’t see her, she doesn’t see you either – stupid as a cue, but very voracious). When you are in a tight spot, you can signal him for help. Well, of course you can also wipe it if you still find it clean enough.
What is even more important, however, is the enormous psychological significance of the towel. For example, when a pawn (paďour = one who is not a tracker) finds out that the tracker has a towel, he automatically assumes that he also owns a toothbrush, washcloth, soap, a box of cookies, a flask, a compass, a map, a ball of string, an ant spray. , rain gear, spacesuit, etc., etc. And not only that. The trackers are happy to lend any of the listed items or anything else that the tracker accidentally “lost”. The pawn will think that the one who was able to trace across and across the entire galaxy, live in harsh conditions and in a few scales, fight fate and wash it, and who still always knows where his towel is, is probably a man with which must be taken into account. “
CELEBRATE TOWEL DAY WITH US!
How ? Simply put, carry a towel visibly all day. That it will be embarrassing? That you have to be at school or at work? So what? Maybe the teacher or the boss will surprise you and pull out a towel too 🙂 And if not and the others will think of you as a fool, just hide behind your towel and … and who doesn’t see you, you don’t see him, but you already know it.
And when is the famous Towel day celebrated? Write down the date 25.5. Wait, is it today ??
DO NOT PANIC !!! And don’t forget your … TOWEL! 🙂
We at Kapatex will wear it proudly all day, and if you also want to expand your collection, whether for yourself, business partners or customers, with these indispensable and most important pieces in the equipment of space trackers, contact our sales representatives. Your towels are ready for a rocket launch!
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